by Michael Karam- the national ae
I love arriving at Beirut’s Rafik Hariri International
Airport (Rhia). The four-and-a-half hour Middle East Airlines flight
from London is the perfect decompression chamber to prepare both the
neophyte and the veteran traveller alike for the madness that lies ahead
in that the inside of the Airbus resembles the sitting room of a vast
Lebanese home in which every extended family member is represented. Now
of course, it’s all very sanitised. For the full experience, you have to
hark back to the days when you could smoke on aeroplanes and the
fuselage was one massive party. Then it was the real deal.
Even
when flying stiff upper lip British Airways, the captain will more
often than not be unable to resist telling everyone on board that he and
his crew are looking forward to a night out in Beirut. The mind may
boggle, but apparently the global enthusiasm for our dysfunctional city
is contagious.
Disembarking on to the jetty at Rhia offers a host
of sensory stimuli. There is the smell – a mix of aviation fuel,
cigarettes, sweat and after shave – and the sights: the floodlit tarmac,
the bored customs officers, weary dispatchers with wheelchairs and the
slightly less scruffy, clearly more senior officials – “the US$100 men” –
waiting to receive certain passengers – the MP, the minister’s wife,
the designer with a particularly fragile ball gown; it can be anyone –
who for the eponymous fee, they will whisk through passport control and,
if needs be, customs.
For
the rest of us, it’s a short walk through the terminal building past
the comforting sepia posters of the ruins at Baalbek, Byblos and Tyre as
well as the stalactite-riddled caves at Jdeita. Passengers are told to
queue in either the “Lebanese nationals” or “Foreigners” line but no one
really pays any attention. The immigration officers are cheerful and
polite, feeding data from the landing card into a pre-Pentium computer,
before stamping it and then your passport. Then it’s ahlan wa sahlan,
and you’re on your way.
Beirut is one of the few, if not the only, arrivals area I
know where passengers religiously stock up on extra duty free when they
land. But as the whole village is waiting on the other side of the wall,
I guess it pays to be prepared. Let’s face it; we Lebanese are an
emotional people who travel a lot. The return of a family member,
especially a son, daughter, brother or sister, is greeted with varying
fanfare. Goats were known to be slaughtered just in front of the old
terminal building – less now of course – and there really was a time
when quite literally the whole village would all pile into a bus and
drive down to Beirut to welcome back one of its own.
Now
they can you follow on Instagram, but you still often have to navigate
helium-filled balloons, bouquets of flowers and the stooping, black-clad
grannies. Outside you haggle a taxi fare into Beirut – $15 is the going
rate, by the way; $20 if it’s a nice car – and bundle your bags into
the back as the whistle-blowing cop threatens to issue a ticket (he
never will, but it’s all part of the theatre).
You
finally relax as the car picks its way through the southern suburbs and
your driver, who you have never met before, expresses his relief that
you made it back home in one piece – hamdella a salameh – offers you a
cigarette and a smile.
You just don’t get all that at Heathrow.
Michael Karam is a freelance writer who lives between Beirut and Brighton.
