by cnet.com — The game is called Ghone is Gone, and in it, you play a former CEO named Loscar Gon who must, according to the Steam description, “slip through the narrowest gaps to escape the country, using bribes and sometimes hiding in a musical instrument case.” If that sounds totally absurd and like the kind of game Hideo Kojima might make if he got really, really bored and had one too many edibles, then you’re absolutely right. It is absurd, but I love it. I can only imagine it will be like a Metal Gear game except you’re a small-of-stature Brazilian-born French businessman of Lebanese ancestry, instead of a former Green Beret and super spy. Also, instead of a cardboard box, you’ve got a big cello case.

Here’s the rub, though. Steam often gets listings for indie games that never materialize, and since this particular game has a release date of Jan. 22, I’d hazard a guess that it will also fall into that category. The “studio” behind Ghone is Gone, Wasabi Sushi Games, has no other titles listed. Wasabi Sushi Games couldn’t be reached for comment. Still, it wouldn’t hurt to add it to your Steam wish list and keep some fingers crossed that you too can soon enter… the Ghosn Zone.